The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker Superintendent Parrot: Graham Chapman We present 'The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker'.

Cut to a nice suburban street. Inside the house a stockbroker is finishing his breakfast.

His attractive wife looks on. He picks up his hat, rises, kisses her goodbye, and leaves, As he does so, she takes off her wrap and two men dressed only in briefs step out of the kitchen cupboard.

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In the front garden the stockbroker bids his neighbor 'good morning', as he moves off a large African native throws an assegai, killing the neighbor. The stockbroker, not noticing this, moves on.

Behind the counter a naked young lady gives him his newspaper. Taking his change without apparently noticing her he leaves.

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As they wait, a Frankenstein monster comes up behind them and works his way along the queue, killing each member as he goes. The monster has just reached the stockbroker - who has not seen him - when the bus arrives and the stockbroker gets on, just in time.

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The bus drives along a road past explosions and gunfire. A hand grenade comes through the window and lands on the seat next to the stockbroker. The soldiers leave the bus rapidly; the stockbroker calmly leaves the bus and walks down the street, in which the soldiers are engaging in a pitched battle.

The stockbroker hails a taxi; it stops The stockbroker gets in the taxi and it drives off. Cut to the stockbroker's office: Unconcerned, the stockbroker sits down. Furtively he looks round, then takes from the desk drawer a comic-book entitled 'Thrills and Adventure'.

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We see the frames of the comic strip. A Superman-type character and a girl are shrinking from an explosion.

She is saying 'My God, he's just exploded with enough force to destroy his kleenex. In the next frame, the Superman character is saying 'If only I had a kleenex to lend him - or even a linen handkerchief- but these trousers!!

Cut to a picture of a safety curtain. An animated man comes in front of it and says: The Theatre Sketch, so don't move! Continue to the next sketch Red Indian in Theater.